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Hot/Crazy Scale Test
The Hot/Crazy Scale is a phenomenon popularized by the sitcom How I Met Your Mother and is well-known in internet pop culture. Some claim that the theory is pseudoscientific, while others maintain that it’s backed by proper studies. The theory holds that it’s possible to decipher how you should regard a potential partner based on their levels of “hot” and “crazy.”
This version of the Hot/Crazy Scale Test presents an updated and gender-neutral approach to the theory.
To take the Hot/Crazy Test, indicate your responses to each of the following statements below.
The IDRlabs Hot/Crazy Scale Test was developed by IDRlabs and is based on a cultural meme in internet society. The IDRlabs Hot/Crazy Scale Test is not associated with any specific researchers in the field of psychopathology, social psychology, personality psychology, or any affiliated research institutions.
The test provides feedback such as the following: No-Go Zone: Ah, the No-Go Zone. According to the originators of the Hot/Crazy Scale, one shouldn’t date people in this zone for the simple reason that they are not hot enough. It’s dogmatic, but to the followers of the theory, that’s part of the fun (or simply a fact of life). It may not be sympathetic, but there’s no denying that “beauty privilege” is a thing in the sense that attractive people are offered favors and kindnesses that other people are not. On the other hand, studies have shown that one reason people are lonely today is that many are holding out for “something better,” refusing to give people a chance if their physical beauty is not deemed sufficient. So maybe the followers of the Hot/Crazy Scale are making themselves unhappy by insisting on these criteria.
Danger Zone: People in the Danger Zone are physically attractive and often seductive, yet they’re also unpredictable and volatile. They may be mysterious and intriguing from a distance, yet relationships with them often veer into treacherous territory. Unsuspecting men and women are often lured into romances with people from the Danger Zone, yet (according to the theory) relationships with them are destined to fail. Many people in the Danger Zone are in fact crazier than they first appear. Some are good at hiding it, and, in general, people give the benefit of the doubt to people of their level of attractiveness. Some followers of the Hot-Crazy matrix believe that relationships with people in the Danger Zone are liable to end with cars getting keyed, tires getting slashed, and law enforcement getting involved.
Fun Zone: People in the Fun Zone are cool, above average in attractiveness, and great to hang out with. Everyone should spend some time in the fun zone, to find out what they like and dislike in a partner and to get the awkwardness out of their system so that they will eventually be ready for marriage or a serious relationship. While fun is a good thing, the Fun Zone also has its risks. Since the zone is wedged right between the No-Go and Crazy zones, it is possible to mistake crazies and no-goers as fun. Inexperienced daters should seek a second opinion if they are unsure whether their potential partner is really in the Fun Zone.
Date Zone: People in the Date Zone are attractive, but they also tend to be quirky or strange. Introducing them to one’s friends and family is often a question of hit or miss and tends to come down to the level of craziness that exists in one’s own social circle to begin with. There is nothing wrong with forming a relationship with someone in the Date Zone. In fact, many Date Zoners tend to mature with age, often to the point of becoming marriage material. That being said, it is also possible for Date Zoners to never mature, or to grow even crazier, and thus slip into the Danger Zone. Therefore, one should pay close attention to whether the Hot or the Crazy seems to have the upper hand when dating someone from the Date Zone.
As the developers and publishers of this Hot/Crazy Scale Test, which allows you to screen yourself for your levels of hot and crazy according to the popular internet theory, we have striven to make this test as reliable and valid as possible by subjecting it to statistical controls and validation. However, free online quizzes such as the present Hot/Crazy Scale Test do not provide professional assessments or recommendations of any kind; the test is provided entirely “as-is.” For more information about any of our online tests and quizzes, please consult our Terms of Service.
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Answer options:
- Never!
- Yes, all the time!
- Sometimes.
What kind of music do you like to listen to?
Answer options:
- Indie, country
- Classical music
- Anything on the radio
What do you usually do on the Internet?
Answer options:
- Watching various information about what I like
- Passing tests
- Watching cartoons!
- Checking social media
- Watching horror movies with dismemberment
- Playing games
What makes you sad?
Answer options:
- Stress.
- When the hero dies in the book/movie.
- Study or work.
- Diseases.
- Small things.
- When other people are sad.
How do you feel about people who envy you, dislike you or laugh at you?
Answer options:
- I smile and don't pay attention.
- I don't care!
- I ignore them.
- I stop doing strange things!
- I'm shy, but I continue anyway.
What colors do you prefer?
Answer options:
- Brown, purple, black, orange, white
- Red, green, blue, yellow, pink
- Everything!
- Azure, chestnut, fruit punch
What makes you interested?
Answer options:
- Ants carrying something.
- ORGANS, BODY PARTS AND THEIR FUNCTIONING
- My favorite singers, actors and youtubers.
- When something works out for me or others.
What would you like to be on Halloween?
Answer options:
- I will give out sweets.
- Devil, ghost, witch or zombie.
- Movie, game or book character.
- I will open the door to the children's faces.
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How do you know if you're going crazy?
The pace of modern life forces us to think: am I going crazy? Workload, stress, lack of sleep and other "gifts" of everyday life certainly have a negative impact on the psyche, and that, in turn, does not make you wait with a response in the form of breakdowns, forgetfulness, depression and detachment. At what point should you really start to be afraid, run to an appointment with a specialist and take action?
Agree that people who are ready for reckless actions, eccentric and extraordinary, attract attention. There is something unusual in them, free and devoid of frames, but everywhere there should be a line, having played too much and, crossing which, you can actually lose your mind. A romantic melancholic and loneliness lover who reads poems all night long can easily turn out to be both crazy and “hostage of the role” he has chosen. In other words, you need to understand the differences between mental disorders and farce, symptoms and character traits. Each of us has our own oddities that need to be controlled. Let's take a look at potentially dangerous situations together:
Am I sick?
Daily stress shakes our psyche, we begin to fear catastrophes of universal proportions, a forgotten turned on iron, accidents, trips to the dentist, etc. Getting upset over trifles, fearing unreasonable threats, we bring our body to a state of chronic panic. The apotheosis is the fear of going crazy. All this ends with neurosis, which can appear as a result of prolonged exposure to stress. This disorder feeds on our fears, after which psychosomatics comes into play, and then it becomes really scary - the search for “phantom” diseases begins, eternal trips to the doctors. And so you can really lose your mind! There is no need to start the situation, because the psyche is a very thin matter that can be easily damaged. Rest more often, do not dwell on failures and fears, because life is one, and it would be a shame to live it in the darkness of fears. We recommend reading the book of the famous American psychologist Dale Carnegie "How to Outgrow Worrying and Start Living", which will help you get rid of fears that interfere with life forever.
Crazy Love
fiction of writers and poets, or reality? Is love really a blind feeling, and in this world, holding the hand, it is driven by madness? Uncontrolled jealousy, tantrums, bouts of unearthly happiness just from the gaze of an adored object - is it a true manifestation of feelings or an unhealthy insanity? The infamous "Othello" and "Romeo and Juliet" ended tragically, the reason for which was crazy love. Painful relationships are simply doomed to a bad ending, and their participants to a long rehabilitation. The book "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus" by J. Gray will help you understand the intricacies of relationships, learn to see your lover from the other side, perceive him as a person. Remember that love is a bright feeling that brings joy and harmony to our lives, everything else can bring fatal consequences.
Unrecognized Talent
All brilliant people are slightly crazy, but not every crazy person is a genius. It happens that a creative person, for no reason at all, puts on the crown of a genius, without having any reason for it. The first book, the picture is not yet an indicator of talent, but sometimes people who are deeply confident in their genius think so. General disapproval or lack of due attention to the "work of art" can cause a storm of emotions, up to depression or insanity. It is important to adequately assess your abilities and, in case of failure, go ahead, look for yourself in other directions, without building your non-existent genius into a cult.
I'm a real loser!
Self-digging and searching for a problem in oneself is a necessary thing, but sometimes it goes too far and takes on a manic color. The reasons are found by themselves, and often they have "magic" roots: curses, damage and evil eye. A person inspires himself that all his problems are connected with otherworldly forces, they run to fortune tellers-charlatans, getting hooked and leaving a lot of money there. As a result, by winding oneself up and bringing to despondency, a person can easily earn psychosis, which will have to be disposed of with the help of specialists. Are you in control of your life or are failures pouring in from all sides for unknown reasons?
I'm not a workaholic, I just love my job!
Well-known alcoholism and drug addiction affect people with certain mental disorders and a huge number of internal problems. “I don’t drink alcohol excessively, and I have never tried drugs at all, I am free from addictions!” - you say, and go to work on a day off, because the report is not perfect, you need to sort out a couple more stacks of important papers and so on. "What's wrong with being a responsible person and just loving my job?" - all this, of course, is lyrics, but the truth is that psychologists equate workaholism with mental illness that has gripped the modern world. Plunging into work with your head, you simply run away from problems and find solace in it, like an alcoholic in alcohol. Remember that a frantic rhythm will sooner or later lead to sleep disturbances, emotional burnout and health problems! A measure is needed in everything, take your free time with interesting activities, spend it with loved ones and get a good night's sleep. The Chronic Fatigue Syndrome test will help determine how much you are engrossed in your work.
leave, leave, run away
What does an offended child do? That's right, he runs away. Whether it is a quarrel with friends in the yard, misunderstanding with parents, etc. Leave by slamming the door, and not listen to moralizing and solve the problem. With age, this passes, a person begins to realize the burden of responsibility for his actions and deeds, to admit that he was wrong. But, as it turns out, not everyone outgrows this way of protesting. Frequent change of work, partners, cities and countries is a “childish” method of avoiding reality at the slightest disappointment in what is expected. You need to understand in time that this is a false path and stop running, starting to treat life and others in an adult way.
Absentmindedness
Easy forgetfulness is inherent in everyone, there is nothing unusual in it. But when this misfortune begins to take on a systematic character, it's time to sound the alarm! Poor memory is a sign of a malfunction in the brain, these are the kind of signals that it sends, it is important to hear them and take action. On our website, you can take a memory test, after passing which it will become clear whether it is worth worrying or just practicing it is enough.
A light note of “healthy” madness brings new emotions and happiness to life, it is only important to keep it in your hands and not let it out of control! To do this, you can periodically take a mental test, which consists of only 25 simple questions.