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Welcome to the first of many nerd / geek specific test available at NerdTests.com. You have probably taken the Nerd Test available on this site, but many have said that it is too generic and not specific enough. Well this quiz attempts to narrow the geek / nerd definition to just the computer subset. Please, be advised, the answers to the questions will not be supplied at the end of the quiz. This means you will have to work harder (i.e. cheat more) to increase your score.

Have fun and share this test with others!

First of all, do you feel that you are a computer geek?
Yes
No
I don't know, that's why I am taking this quiz. Doi!

Do you have boy or girl parts? (Does not impact score, just used for statistics)
Boy
Girl
Not Applicable

Are you an old fart? (Again, does not impact score, just for stats)
Less than 13
13 - 15
16 - 18
19 - 22
23 - 27
28 - 32
33 - 40
Over the hill

Do you have a weblog (blog)?
No
Yes

Do you host your own weblog (blog) on your own server?
No
Yes

Do you read other's weblogs (blogs)?
No
Yes

What is your primary means of communication?
Direct talking
Telephone
Internet Chat
Email
VOIP

Is that your only mean of communication?
No
Yes

How are you connected to the Internet?
Don't know
Dial-up
Corporate LAN
ISDN
DSL / Cable Modem
Wireless phone
Other Other >= 1Mbit/s

Is Bill Gates your hero?
Who's that?
Yes
No
No, he's evil

What about Linus Torvalds?
Who's that?
Yes, I bow to him
No

What about this guy?

Um, who is that?
Yes
No

Who was that guy?
Bill Gates
Linus Torvalds
Seymour Cray
Thomas Watson
Steve Jobs

What time is it right now?
12am-2am
2am - 4am
4am - 7am
7am - 5pm
5pm - 9pm
9pm - 12am

ROT13 this:
trrxfnerterng
OMG! Why am I taking this quiz?!
ROT13!??! I'll ROT you!
Books can smoke
Geeks are great
Foots bay tower

What does this do:
echo $dorks==$geeks?"yes":"no";
I don't know
Outputs yes
Outputs no

How many of the released volumes of TAOCP have you read?
What is that?
About 10 pages of the 1st Volume
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
All Six of them

Is 2448 - 1111 cool?
Numbers suck!
No, that is so old school
Yes, I am a believer

00001001?
10010010?
9
5
What is this test? How did I get here? Mommy!?

Convert this from ASCII to English:
49204561742046726F6773
MOMMY!!?
There once was a man from Nantucket. ..
English
I Are Dummy
I Eat Frogs

What does ASCII stand for?
All sugar can injure igloos?
American Standard Code for Information Interchange
American Standard Code for Information Integration
Alliance Standard Code Interchange Integration

Did you Google the last question?
No, I just guessed
No, I knew it
Yes, Google is Godlike
Yes, but I am still not sure my answer is right

Google this:
Nerd Quiz
No way
I did, and now what?
I am going to take those quizzes
I have already done all of those

Is Google god-like?
No way
Oh yeah!

As of right now, how long have you been in front of this computer without getting up?
Less than 30 minutes
About an hour
About two hours
About three hours
more than 3 hours

Not including "work," how long do you spend on the computer daily?
Less than an hour
About two - three hours
About four to five hours
About six to seven hours
more than eight hours

About what percentage of your work / classes involves computer use?
Much less than 25%
About 25%
About 50%
About 75%
Practically 100%

It is 3am on Saturday. .. What are you doing?
Sleeping
Programming
Web surfing/blogging/chatting
Playing in a MMORPG
Stumbling home from a party
Stumbling home from a LAN party
Playing with myself
Something else

Now it is 3am on a school night. Now what are you doing?
Sleeping
Programming
Web surfing/blogging/chatting
Playing in a MMORPG
Stumbling home from a party
Stumbling home from a LAN party
Playing with myself
Something else

Which word best describes your significant other (SO)?
I have no SO
Geek / Nerd
Smart
Hunk / Pretty
Dumb
Left
Right
A Dell

Honestly, do you really have a significant other?
I already said no
You caught me
Yes

In your home, how many computers do you have?
None
1
2 - 3
4 - 5
More than 5

How many of them run Linux?
None
1
2
3 or more

Do you have any dual boot systems (i. e. Windows / Linux, etc...)
Run that by me again
No
Yes

What operating system are you taking this quiz on?
Windows
MacOS / OS X
Linux
Unix
Other

How many CPUs does the computer you're on have?
I don't know
1
2
More than 2
WAY more than 2

Have you ever had an argument about which operating system is better?
No
Yes
Yes, and always win!

Do you curse Windows and what it represents?
No
Yes

...but use Windows anyway?
No way!
Yes

Can you write computer programs?
Nope
Yes

Fluently?
I said no!
Yes

Specifically, can you write BASIC programs?
Nah
Yes

...Pascal?
Um, no!
Yes

...HTML?
No, argh!
Yes

. ..PHP?
Why do you keep asking! I said NO!
Yes

...Java?
I give up
No
Yes

...C / C++?
Nope
Yes

...Assembly?
Nope
Yes

...Assembly, without any references?
No Way!
Yes, I am a CP/M god!

Have you ever typed a batch file in DOS?
Nope
Yes

Have you ever typed script in Linux/UNIX?
No
Yep

If given the choice, would you be a Computer Scientist
Yea right!
Yes

How about a Computer Engineer
No Way!
Yes

Which job would you choose if money was not part of your decision?
Doctor
Lawyer
Engineer
Programmer
Computer Engineer
Slacker
Firefighter
Ballerina

Click Here (a new window should open)
What are your thoughts?
I am not clicking that!
Lame!
Kinda funny
It's the truth man!

Click Here (a new window should open)
What are your thoughts?
I am not clicking that!
Lame!
Funny!
ROTFLMAO

Identify what's in the following picture

A vending machine.
A computer?
ELPH-1
Cray-1
ENIAC

Speaking of computers, what was the first programmable, electronic, digital computer's primary function?
Pong
Projectile paths
Pac Man
Finding prime numbers
Cracking codes

Speaking of Pong... Have you ever played it?
Don't know
No
Yes
Yes, on a classic Atari

Speaking of Pong... Who patented the idea?
Atari, Nolan Bushnell
Nintendo, Sui Nagasaki
Greenoid, Ralph Nader
Magnavox, Ralph Baer
Sientell, George Costanza

Have you ever played games on a Commodore 64?
Don't know
No
Yes

Have you ever programmed a Commodore 64?
Nope
Yes

Have you ever connected to the Internet with a modem with speeds of 1200baud or less
Don't know
No
Yes

What's a baud anyway?
Technobabble
A bit per second
Carrier shifts per second

Have you ever corrected a computer salesperson on technicalities?
No
Yes
Yes, and was handed an application

Do you find yourself ever saying "lossy compression" when talking to others?
Nope
Yes

Do you know what "lossy compression" means?
No
Yes

Ok, smart one, what does it mean?
I already said I don't know
Compression that is lossy, duh!
Compression with some data loss
A compression scheme that retains all original data

Are you still taking this quiz? Wow, you are a computer geek!
Yes

Which HTML tag is used to insert an image into a web page?
Don't know
<image . ..
<img ...
<a image ...
<pict ...

How often do you back up your important documents?
Never
Rarely
Monthly
Weekly
Daily

What does CD mean to you?
Certificate of Deposit
Compact Disc
Change Directory
Cadmium
Carrier Detect
Candela

Did you laugh at any of these questions while taking this quiz?
No
A bit
Yes, because the truth is funny (sometimes)

Do you have a question to put here?
Nope, this quiz blew me away
Yes I do
Yes, and it would be WAY better than anything above!

If you score high, are you going to show your Graphic Prize to others?
NO WAY!
Yep!

Please allow a few seconds to process your score before clicking twice.

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The Geek Test: How geeky are you?

1. Have you ever been called a 'geek' or a 'nerd'?	Yes No
2. Have you ever played War Hammer?	Yes No
3. Do you know how to program a calculator?	Yes No
4. Do you often correct people on spelling or grammar?	Yes No
5. Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?	Yes No
6. Do you enjoy jigsaw puzzles?	Yes No
7. Do you know the difference between ROM and RAM?	Yes No
8. Have you ever been a member of a chess club?	Yes No
9. Are you a member of any fan clubs?	Yes No
10. Were you in the 'clever' class for maths at school?	Yes No
11. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?	Yes No
12. Do you like Star Trek?	Yes No
13. Do you use computers on a daily basis, outside of work?	Yes No
14. Have you ever won a spelling or maths competition?	Yes No
15. Do you visit museums of your own free will?	Yes No
16. Do you ever go to a friends house just to play Trivial Pursuit?	Yes No
17. Have you ever worn a costume 'just for fun'?	Yes No
18. Have you ever been to the cinema on your own?	Yes No
19. Would you turn down a party invite if you were near the end of a good book?	Yes No
20. Have you read a comic after the age of 14?	Yes No
21. Have you ever fantasised about working for Microsoft?	Yes No
22. Do you believe in 'The Force'?	Yes No
23. Do you know what an ERP system is?	Yes No
24. Have you ever watched anything on the Sci-Fi channel?	Yes No
25. Do you own a Slinky?	Yes No
26. Do you own more that 1 kind of dictionary?	Yes No
27. Do you like number puzzles?	Yes No
28. Have you ever considered trying out for Mensa?	Yes No
29. Are you already a member of Mensa?	Yes No
30. Do you wear a bum-bag when you are on holiday?	Yes No
31. Do you wear a bum-bag at any other time?	Yes No
32. Have you ever collected anything?	Yes No
33. Could you write a basic computer programme?	Yes No
34. Have you ever designed a robot?	Yes No
35. Have you ever attempted to build a robot?	Yes No
36. Do you have more than 2 e-mail addresses?	Yes No
37. Do you know the value of Pi beyond 3.14?	Yes No
38. Have you ever worked in a 'geeky' job?	Yes No
39. Can you read roman numerals?	Yes No
40. Have you ever 'been friends' with someone on the internet?	Yes No

All-Russian Olympiads for children

What could be better than watching your child or pupil puff with interest over some task. What could be brighter than the lights in his eyes when he receives praise or a reward for this work. And certainly nothing can compare with the pride of realizing that this is his own merit, that he is one of the few who have received such recognition.

Children's quizzes and competitions are an amazing key that can open the heart of a student to science in general and study in particular. Participation in quizzes for most children is a very exciting process, they are happy to join in solving charades and crossword puzzles, finding the right solutions. Using them as a technique in the educational process can increase the level of perception, as it involves involuntary memory and analytical and synthetic processes.

All-Russian children's quizzes on the Internet

Very often the concept of "children's quiz" is inseparably associated with a certain level gradation, for example, regional and so on up to international. In this case, not all participants of the previous rounds go to each next stage, but only the winners. The only inconvenience is the long breaks between stages, during which children who do not have enough interest can simply lose interest in what is happening.

The site "YOU ARE A GENIUS" offers an alternative approach to participating in competitions, including all-Russian quizzes for children of different ages.

What are the advantages of our quizzes for children:

- the registration system is very simple and everyone can handle it;

− Internet quiz for children is carried out promptly, which means that the result will not have to wait long;

- the all-Russian quiz is as accessible as any other - anyone who has registered on our website, applied online and paid a symbolic fee can take part;

- on our site the number of attempts to participate in any kind of competition is not limited;

- the most important thing is that there are only prizes here, no general list - “you are 791st, congratulations!” or something similar.

Our quizzes give creative children the opportunity to show all the facets of their talent, test their knowledge and horizons, replenish their personal achievements with high-level certificates and just have fun.

Concept "quiz" appeared in the 20s of the twentieth century.

Authorship belongs to a well-known at that time Soviet journalist and publicist Mikhail Koltsov.

The word was coined for the headline of a newspaper section, which contained all sorts of questions on intelligence, interesting charades and puzzles. Moreover, one of its employees, Viktor, selected materials for this section of the newspaper. It was from his name that the word "quiz" appeared.

Later, a second connection was found, with the word "victory". Because Victor in Latin means a winner. This word eventually began to denote all games that involve any questions and answers.

Quizzes for children are not just questions from various sections of knowledge. This is a competition, a struggle with oneself, an attempt to answer more questions.

Thanks to quizzes, children will be able to better navigate in various areas of knowledge. They will awaken the curiosity of the child, his interest in knowledge, perfectly develop the erudition of the children, which, of course, will also please parents.

Children always remain children and they just need a variety of game moments, quizzes. For primary school students, this is especially important, since they are just beginning to enter the school education system, and this transition should be smooth and interesting.

This can be done by introducing cognitive and game moments into the educational process. For example, by captivating children with all sorts of tournaments, competitions, each of which will measure a new round in the development of the student over himself. The same goes for high school. But today's kids are often so busy that they simply don't have time for long-term side projects. An alternative is online quizzes for students with diplomas. They usually do not last long, and the results are announced as soon as possible. In addition, such events do not provide for the direct presence of the participant at the venue of the tournament. Everyone applies online and participates remotely, in comfortable conditions, which removes the stress factor that often interferes with not very self-confident children.

All-Russian distance quizzes for schoolchildren - no limits for activity

The site "YOU ARE A GENIUS" is already well known to many preschoolers and their parents. For them and not only on our site there are many opportunities to test their strength, horizons, creativity, get a lot of positive from their own activities and a certificate confirming the high level of achievements. It is the turn of schools to show their capabilities. All-Russian quizzes for younger students are waiting for new participants. To do this, you do not have to go anywhere - we offer remote quizzes for schoolchildren of different age groups with fast processing of results and obtaining diplomas.

Preschool age is that golden time when a child is most susceptible to all kinds of influences. It is during this period that the primary system of values and motives is formed, which largely determines further activity. That is why it is important from an early age to form in a child the need to develop and improve, learn new things and test his strength. All-Russian quizzes for preschoolers are your reliable assistant in this. We share your desire to captivate and "inspire" the younger generation. Our online preschool quizzes cover a wide range of interests, with something for everyone. It is very easy to take part. It is enough to read and follow the registration instructions, download tasks and upload your answers to the site.

Among our offers you will find remote quizzes for preschoolers, middle-aged children and educators.

Quizzes for preschoolers - we reach the next level easily.

When forming a system of values and motives, it is important to build their hierarchy, to achieve an understanding that one can be more significant than the other. This will help teach children how to properly distribute forces and set goals in the future.

The site "YOU ARE A GENIUS" offers all-Russian quizzes, including those for preschool children. Such competitions bring your pupils to a qualitatively new level, creating completely different, but no less comfortable conditions for competition. The All-Russian quiz has a higher level of difficulty and usually includes several qualifying stages. Our quiz allows everyone to test their strength at such a high and prestigious level. By submitting an application for participation, you will get the opportunity:

check your horizons;
to compete at the highest level in comfortable conditions;
to receive an All-Russian Diploma.

What do the Olympiads mean for children

Olympiads and competitions are an amazing key that can open the heart of a student to science in general and study in particular. Participation in Olympiads is a very exciting process for most children, they are happy to join in solving charades and crossword puzzles, finding the right solutions. Using them as a technique in the educational process can increase the level of perception, as it involves involuntary memory and analytical and synthetic processes.

All-Russian Olympiads on the Internet. Very often, the concept of "Olympiad" is inseparably associated with a certain level gradation, for example, regional and so on up to international. In this case, not all participants of the previous rounds go to each next stage, but only the winners. The only inconvenience is the long breaks between stages, during which children who do not have enough interest can simply lose interest in what is happening.

The site "YOU ARE A GENIUS" offers an alternative approach to participation in competitions, including the All-Russian Olympiads for children of different ages.

What are the advantages of our Olympiads for children:

- the registration system is very simple and everyone can handle it;

- the Internet Olympiad for children is held promptly, which means that the result will not have to wait long;

- the All-Russian Olympiad is as accessible as any other - everyone who has registered on our website, applied online and paid a symbolic fee can take part;

- on our site the number of attempts to participate in any type of competition is not limited;

Our Olympiads provide an opportunity for creative children to show all the facets of their talent, test their knowledge and horizons, replenish the treasury of personal achievements with high-level certificates and just have fun.

The concept of "Olympiad" appeared in the 20s of the twentieth century.

Authorship belongs to a well-known at that time Soviet journalist and publicist Mikhail Koltsov.

Later, a second connection was found, with the word "victory". Because Victor in translation from Latin is a winner. This word eventually began to denote all games that involve any questions and answers.

Olympiads for children are not just questions from various sections of knowledge. This is a competition, a struggle with oneself, an attempt to answer more questions.

Thanks to the Olympiads, children will be able to better navigate in various fields of knowledge. They will awaken the curiosity of the child, his interest in knowledge, perfectly develop the erudition of the children, which, of course, will also please parents.

Children always remain children and they simply need a variety of game moments, quizzes, olympiads. For primary school students, this is especially important, since they are just beginning to enter the school education system, and this transition should be smooth and interesting.

This can be done by introducing cognitive-game moments into the educational process. For example, by captivating children with all sorts of tournaments, competitions, each of which will measure a new round in the development of the student over himself. The same goes for high school. But today's kids are often so busy that they simply don't have time for long-term side projects. An alternative is Internet Olympiads for schoolchildren with diplomas. They usually do not last long, and the results are announced as soon as possible. In addition, such events do not provide for the direct presence of the participant at the venue of the tournament. Everyone applies and participates remotely, in comfortable conditions, due to which the stress factor is removed, which often interferes with not very self-confident children.

All-Russian distance Olympiads for schoolchildren - no limits for activity

The site "YOU ARE A GENIUS" is already well known to many preschoolers and their parents. For them and not only on our site there are many opportunities to test their strength, horizons, creativity, get a lot of positive from their own activities and a certificate confirming the high level of achievements. It is the turn of schools to show their capabilities. All-Russian Olympiads for junior schoolchildren are waiting for new participants. To do this, you do not have to go anywhere - we offer remote Olympiads for schoolchildren of different age groups with quick processing of results and obtaining diplomas.

Preschool age is that golden time when the child is most susceptible to all kinds of influences. It is during this period that the primary system of values and motives is formed, which largely determines further activity. That is why it is important from an early age to form in a child the need to develop and improve, learn new things and test his strength. All-Russian Olympiads for preschoolers are your reliable assistant in this. We share your desire to captivate and "inspire" the younger generation. Our Internet Olympiads for preschoolers cover a wide range of interests, where everyone will find something for themselves. It is very easy to take part. It is enough to read and follow the registration instructions, download tasks and upload your answers to the site.

Among our offers you will find remote Olympiads for preschoolers, children of the middle age group, as well as educators.

Olympiads for preschoolers - we reach a new level easily. When forming a system of values and motives, it is important to build their hierarchy, to achieve an understanding that one can be more significant than the other. This will help teach children how to properly distribute forces and set goals in the future.

The site "YOU ARE A GENIUS" offers All-Russian Olympiads, including those for preschool children. Such competitions bring your pupils to a qualitatively new level, creating completely different, but no less comfortable conditions for competition. The All-Russian Olympiad has a higher level of difficulty and usually includes several qualifying stages. Our Olympiad allows everyone to test their strength at such a high and prestigious level. By submitting an application for participation, you will get the opportunity:

check your horizons;
to compete at the highest level in comfortable conditions;
to receive an All-Russian Diploma.

Online quiz "Known and unknown Sergei Yesenin". Answers to questions

Memorable dates. Voronezh Territory

November 11 – 90 years old (11/11/1932): Penzin Stal Nikanorovich was born (11/11/1932–08/03/2011), film critic, film critic,

November 13 - 235 years (11/13/1787): years ago (11/2/13/1787) Voronezh City Duma was formed

November 13 - 135 years (11/13/1887) 13).11.1887 - not earlier than May 1945), publicist,

I. N. Kramskoy.

November 17 - 370 years (11/17/1652): ago (7(17). 11.1652) the city of Ostrogozhsk was founded, the center of the county (1652–1928), Ostrogozhsky district (since 1928).

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