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  • SAMHSA’s National Helpline is a free, confidential, 24/7, 365-day-a-year treatment referral and information service (in English and Spanish) for individuals and families facing mental and/or substance use disorders.

    Also visit the online treatment locator.

SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.

Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.

The service is open 24/7, 365 days a year.

English and Spanish are available if you select the option to speak with a national representative. Currently, the 435748 (HELP4U) text messaging service is only available in English.

In 2020, the Helpline received 833,598 calls. This is a 27 percent increase from 2019, when the Helpline received a total of 656,953 calls for the year.

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No, we do not provide counseling. Trained information specialists answer calls, transfer callers to state services or other appropriate intake centers in their states, and connect them with local assistance and support.

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Test. Are you depressed or lazy?

If you came here just for the test, you will find it below. But first, let's talk a little about what depression is.

At all times there have been illnesses with beautiful names that were prestigious to be ill — or it was fashionable to say that you have them, or to replace them with real ailments. It was worth saying “monstrous influenza” instead of “terrible snot” - and those around you immediately imbued with respect for you and your subtle organization. nine0005

Now this disease, which everyone talks about, often without understanding the original meaning of the name, has become depression.

It is customary to attribute everything to her: impotence, wrecked jobs, unwillingness to go to an evening of alumni meetings.

However, depression is a very specific disease caused by such complex biochemical changes in the nervous system that an ordinary person cannot cause them even for money.

Main symptoms:
- low or depressed mood;
- inability to enjoy;
- apathy, anxiety and fear;
- feeling of guilt; shame, self-doubt;
- violation of concentration;
- tearfulness;
- loss of appetite;
- sleep disorder;
- inhibition of thinking.

Drug treatment of depression involves taking antidepressants for at least six months.

If the reasons are psychological, then even the best antidepressants will not be able to get rid of your depression. nine0005

Depression can be caused by dramatic life events that occur in a person's life, such as infidelity, divorce, loss of a loved one, difficulties associated with close relationships, lack of fulfillment, as well as previously received psychological trauma. Working with traumas, their consequences and other psychological problems is the competence of psychologists.

The Beck Depression Scale and other tests, interviews, and observations are often used to diagnose depression. nine0005

In order to take the test, in each group choose one answer that best describes how you feel.

Remember, your task is not to win, but to find out the truth.

For each answer A you get 0 points, answer B - 1 point, C - 2 points, D - 3 points.

After passing the test, calculate the results.

A. I'm not sad.
B. I feel sad or sad.
Q. I feel sad or sad all the time and I can't help myself. nine0021 D. I feel so sad or sad that I cannot bear it.

A. I have not lost interest in other people.
B. I am less interested in other people than I used to be.
Q. I have lost almost all interest in other people and have almost no feelings for them.
D. I have lost all interest in other people, and they do not care for me at all.

A. I look to the future without much disappointment.
B. I am disappointed in the future.
Q. I feel like I have nothing to look forward to. nine0021 D. I feel that the future is hopeless and there can be no turn for the better.

A. I make decisions about as easily as ever.
B. I am trying to delay making decisions.
Q. Decision making is a huge challenge for me.
D. I can no longer make decisions at all.

A. I don't feel like a failure.
B. I feel like I've had more failures than other people.
Q. When I look back at my life, I see only a chain of failures. nine0021 D. I feel like I have failed as a person (parent, husband, wife).

A. I do not feel that I look any worse than usual.
B. I am worried about looking old and unattractive.
Q. I feel that there are constant changes in my appearance that make me unattractive.
D. I feel that I look ugly or repulsive.

A. I have no particular dissatisfaction.
B. Nothing makes me happy like it used to. nine0021 Q. Nothing gives me satisfaction anymore.
D. Everything does not satisfy me.

A. I can work about as well as before.
B. I need to make an extra effort to get something done.
Q. I can't do any work.

A. I don't feel any particular guilt.
B. Most of the time I feel bad and worthless.
Q. I have a pretty strong sense of guilt.
D. I feel very bad and useless.

A. I am no more tired than usual.
B. I get tired faster than before.
Q. I get tired of any activity.
D. I'm tired of doing anything.

A. I am not disappointed in myself.
B. I am disappointed in myself.
Q. I have self-loathing.
D. I hate myself.

A. My appetite is not worse than usual.
B. My appetite is not as good as it used to be.
Q. My appetite is much worse now.
D. I have no appetite at all.

A. I have no thoughts of self-harm. nine0021 B. I feel like I'd be better off dead.
Q. I have definite plans to commit suicide.
D. I will kill myself at the first opportunity.

The number of points scored shows the level of depression.

  • Don't worry if your is less than or equal to 10 .
  • If the score exceeds 19 points , you need to consult a specialist.
  • If your depression level is over 24 , then you need special therapy.
  • Yes, and keep in mind: the causes of depression are usually very specific - long-term mental stress, overwork, chronic brain injury, severe and long-term diseases of internal organs, surgical operations, lack of blood supply to the brain and congenital neurochemical disorders.
  • If you don't have and haven't had any of the above, it means that you probably don't need any tests here. Just stop faking depression and it will pass! nine0121

The most correct decision is to contact a specialist psychologist and solve this problem together. Psychologist Natalya Evmenchik conducts an appointment in Vitebsk and you can get a consultation by making an appointment.

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Test. Are you depressed or just in a bad mood?

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If you came here just for the test, then you will find it below. But first, let's talk a little about what depression is. nine0020

At all times, there have been illnesses with beautiful names, which were not only prestigious to get sick - rather, it was fashionable to say that you have them, or to replace them with real illnesses. It was worth saying “monstrous influenza” instead of “terrible snot” - and those around you immediately imbued with respect for you and your fine organization.

Today, depression has become such a disease that everyone talks about, often without understanding the original meaning of the name. It is customary to write off everything on it: impotence, wrecked jobs and unwillingness to go to the evening of the reunion of graduates. At the same time, few people know that depression is a very specific ailment caused by such complex biochemical changes in the nervous system that an ordinary person cannot cause them even for money. It is actually quite difficult to catch depression, and what is considered to be it is, as a rule, a depressive personality accentuation, a bad mood, or even ordinary hatred of people. nine0005

Do you want to know the whole truth about whether you have depression? You have two scenarios to choose from: either you go to a psychoanalyst, and he gives you a clinical test that diagnoses depression with a 100% guarantee; or you are taking the same clinical test that we took as a keepsake when we ourselves went to be tested.

Yes, and keep in mind that the causes of depression are usually very specific: long-term mental stress, overwork, chronic brain injury, severe and long-term diseases of internal organs, surgical operations, lack of blood supply to the brain and congenital neurochemical disorders. If you don’t have and never had any of the above, it means that you probably don’t need any tests here. Just stop faking depression and it will pass! nine0005

What depression is like

According to the international classification of diseases "ICD-10", depression is not even one disease, but seven different ones. In the sense that it is divided into groups.

Due to the occurrence of

Neurotic D. due to internal conflict.
Reactive D., which is a reaction to mental trauma.
Endogenous D., which is generally easy to treat because it has neurochemical causes.

By the nature of the flow

Classic D.
Concealed D.

Gravity

Small D.
Large D.

Of course, these types can be combined. For example, major depression can be both classic and reactive. But that's not all. For MAXIM readers only! Having caught a hidden depression, you get two more varieties of the disease as a gift!

No kidding. Latent depression can be somatized (this is when, in addition to a bad mood, you are tormented by some kind of bodily ailment like stomach disease or dystonia) or masked. In this case, you will have all the symptoms of another disease - for example, appendicitis. However, an autopsy will show you didn't have it. nine0005

What ailments does depression like to disguise itself as

1. Abdominal syndrome

Pain, heaviness, distension, cold or heat in the abdomen, nausea, loss of appetite. Of course, all the fault and the truth may be an expired mold on the cheese. However, depression often uses these symptoms to set doctors on the wrong track.

The condition of the stomach worsens in the morning, and by the second half of the day you already start picking the contents of the plate with a sad look, feeling relieved. Patients are admitted to hospitals with suspected acute appendicitis and cholecystitis, but the intervention of surgeons does not bring relief. nine0005

2. Headache

One cannot say exactly where it hurts. More often the pain appears to him in the form of iron hoops squeezing the skull, or something that crawls inside the head. The condition, as in the case of the abdomen, worsens in the morning, and by the evening passes. Such patients are diagnosed with "migraine" or "vegetovascular dystonia", and then they drink useless painkillers for years.

3. Facial pain

Cunning depression mimics trigeminal neuralgia (it runs from the ear to the eyebrow and lower jaw) and inflammation of the temporomandibular joint. Desperate patients ask dentists to extract perfectly healthy teeth, which sometimes, by the way, brings temporary relief. The mask of depression also causes a surprisingly vivid sensation of roughness and hairiness of the tongue. nine0005

4. Cardialgia

Imitation of interruptions in the work of the heart, burning or cold behind the sternum. The results of the cardiogram do not correspond to the patient's complaints, but out of pity, the doctors prescribe heart medications for him. They reduce pain, but do not remove it completely.

5. Arthralgia

You think you have sciatica, joint diseases and neuralgia. But the doctors, after looking at your x-ray, twist their fingers to the temple. At the same time, your joints hurt not where they should, but a few centimeters higher. nine0005

6. Insomnia

Depression without sleep disorders is like Fedor Konyukhov without legs. Moreover, sometimes insomnia may be the only symptom of masked depression. In this case, you will wake up unrested, have breakfast with an aversion to food, and then come to work already tired and immediately fall for a cigarette or a cup of coffee. Peaks of activity are possible, but usually they occur at 10-12 in the morning, and at that time you are still sleeping, because in the evening, despite being tired, you could not fall asleep and tossed and turned all night. And so every day. nine0005

By the way, read: How to understand your dream: the meaning of the five most frequent dreams from the point of view of psychologists.

7. Phobias

You understand that sharks don't live in soup, and aliens don't want to kill you. But this does not help to overcome baseless fear. However, exotic phobias of depression are rare. More often it causes fear of death from cessation of breathing, panic attacks. The phobia usually gets worse at night and in the morning.

8. Sexual disorders

Weakening of erection? Accelerated or, conversely, delayed ejaculation? Do not rush to bequeath your penis to science. Maybe it's the depression again. By the way, the famous "demon in the ribs" (and in scientific terms, the desire for ever stronger sexual stimuli) is also a sign of depression, and usually the earliest.

9. Drug addiction and alcoholism

Indulgence in bad habits brings short-term relief. Hangovers or withdrawals are accompanied by terribly violent symptoms taken from the previous eight points. nine0005

Clinical Depression Test

Manual. You have 44 groups of statements in front of you. In each of them, choose one answer that best describes how you feel. Remember, your task is not to win, but to find out the truth. Answer sincerely. To make it easier for you to do this, we didn’t even obsessively “make fun” of the answers, as we usually do.

I am no more depressed (sad) than usual.

I'm probably more depressed (sad) than usual

Yes, I am more depressed (sad) than usual.

I am much more depressed (sad) than usual.

How to deal with depression

This part will be of interest primarily to people who have scored serious amounts in the test. If you do not have depression, according to the results, you can read this block with detached gloating. So, an independent way out of a sad state can take months and even years, and even then, provided that you protect yourself from stress - preferably with a monastery wall or a grove of palm trees. nine0005

It's easier to see a doctor, because depression is treatable. In fact, it is a failure in metabolism. Doctors will treat you not only with pills, but also with heart-to-heart conversations (the most unpleasant part). Without the simultaneous elimination of physiological and psychological factors, a person cannot be cured.

Your best friend for the next six months should be a psychotherapist. Experienced mental trauma, mental stress, quarrels with others and internal conflicts, severe worries about one's own health - all this can underlie depression. Treatment with only powerful pills (without psychotherapy), of course, helps, but after the drug is discontinued, the disease may visit you again. nine0005

By the way, read: Am I normal? 31 questions about yourself that you would be embarrassed to ask a psychologist.

What will they give you? Alas, in some cases, drugs are indispensable: a neglected disease destroys the brain so much that the balance of neurotransmitters does not restore itself.

Antidepressants

The foundation of any course of treatment. Side effects and doses may vary, but the purpose of the drugs is the same - to eliminate the biochemical basis of depression. nine0005

Vitamins and biostimulants

And these useful pills will help you supply your brain cells with energy and other useful little things. Actually, these are not some secret substances, but the same vitamins that healthy people drink to increase stress resistance and immunity.

Tranquilizers

By themselves, these powerful drugs do not cure depression. But they struggle with its symptoms (and sometimes even succeed in this): longing, fear, bodily manifestations. Antidepressants do not give an immediate effect, therefore, to make it more fun for you to wait for it, the doctor will probably prescribe “trunks” for you. nine0005

Antipsychotics

In fact, these are ordinary sedatives, but they are so strong that they can calm even an elephant that has just lost all its relatives, both tusks and a share in the business. Antipsychotics reduce arousal and eliminate fears, bring the patient out of a mental impasse and reduce the bodily manifestations of masked depression.

However, neuroleptics may not be the case. Doctors usually start the course with a cocktail of antidepressants and biostimulants. And only if it didn’t work, two other components are added. nine0005

Why it might not help

Pills are almost useless unless the therapist addresses the personal causes of depression—for example, by getting you to quit.

You have untreated thyroid disease, diabetes, hypertension, and other conditions that cause depression.

You interrupted the course too soon, delighted with the improvement. If you stop taking antidepressants before a stable effect appears, depression will develop again.

Sometimes the disease returns a year or two after the completion of the course, because you stopped seeing a doctor and taking preventive antidepressants. And they give you another test...

Sheehan Anxiety Scale

If the first test is negative, go to the second. The Sheehan test will help you find out if you even have anxiety, a condition that precedes depression.

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